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the 9/9/9 challenge

Nine innings. Nine hot dogs. Nine beers. On stream. The 2026 ass bowl loser does it.

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The 9/9/9 Challenge
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the rules

The last team standing in the 2026 ass bowl streams themselves doing the challenge during one nine-inning baseball game. If they don’t get it, they try again at another game with a smaller number.

  1. 9/9
    attempt 19 innings · 9 hot dogs · 9 beers

    The 9/9/9. Nine innings, nine hot dogs, nine beers.

  2. 6/6
    attempt 29 innings · 6 hot dogs · 6 beers

    Didn't get it? Another nine-inning game, six dogs, six beers.

  3. 3/3
    attempt 39 innings · 3 hot dogs · 3 beers

    Still didn't get it? Another nine-inning game, three dogs, three beers.

  4. ?
    after thatManagement council review

    Fail all three and the management council reviews the case for disciplinary action.

Every attempt is streamed. Places 7–14 come out of the ass bowl, where the lower score advances; the last team standing does the challenge.