Pre-Draft
The ice cream draft lottery — Shane, a gallon, and a sealed board.
The 2026 order wasn’t drafted — it was eaten for. Shane Farley took on a full gallon of ice cream, bare hands, and his final clock decided all 14 picks.
the result
see the full draft order & the odds board →Shane finished at 50:12 — a clean gallon, no vomit, no tap-out.
Meatball Thunder (Garvey) held the closest sealed time (44:53) and took pick #1; Booty Juicers’ doomsday 93:21 landed dead last.